Plot Summary:After Rick Santorum (Samberg) explains himself, Charles Barkley hosts, playing Shaq on "Inside the NBA," narrating the show "White People Problems", coming out to friends and boyfriend as a lesbian, pitching his "Post Game Translator" of coaches and athletes' comments, getting a kick out of Lord Windermere, portraying Dong Corleone in the Annual Adult Video Awards' in-memoriam tribute, singing a duet as Marvin "Gay" Jackson with Convoluted Jerry, and playing the chief at the unveiling of the Mayan calendar. Kelly Clarkson sings. A commercial warns of the side effects of Chantix.